lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to fuck against a wall

Sometimes you ship characters because you want them to get married and be together forever

The true OTP is both

scoobysnacked:

how do you politely ask for the wifi password

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

familiaralien:

missingkitsune:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan

Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

shubbabang:

whenever something happens where i end up getting physically hurt I don’t really react right away i just kinda stare at it like

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"im not sure how i want to handle this intense pain im in right now im still trying to process that it happened should we call 911"

theumbrellaseller:

Bruce’s List
galangal
ginger root 
lemongrass
chamomile, peppermint & ginseng teas
new toaster (sorry)
new microwave (really sorry)
the cheapest pants you can find (you didn’t need to see that and I apologise)
THOR
THREE PLUMP OXEN
FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
HABANERO PEPPERS
POPTARTS
THOR (after some advice from Steve)
THREE PLUMP OXEN
FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
HABANERO PEPPERS
POPTARTS
Natasha:
duct tape
tequila
1 pack tupperware boxes
1 large pack plain candles
3 packs AA batteries
rubber gloves
bleach
Cheerios
Tony:
what the hell is a grocery list
is this what poor people do
usually food just kind of arrives?
Steve’s Shopping List
Eggs
Bread (brown please)
Milk
Plain flour
Bacon
Steaks (?)
Butter
Potatoes
Popcorn!!!
Corned Beef
Do they still make Ovaltine?
Clint wants:
barbecue tongs
charcoal
gasoline
hot dogs
buns
WHY IS THERE NO MUSTARD IN THIS HOUSE GODDAMN
tequila (unless already on Natasha’s list)
Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (she always forgets)
limes
new oven mitts (THANKS BRUCE)
new apron (REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN BUDDY)
do we even own a barbecue?

theumbrellaseller:

Bruce’s List

  • galangal
  • ginger root 
  • lemongrass
  • chamomile, peppermint & ginseng teas
  • new toaster (sorry)
  • new microwave (really sorry)
  • the cheapest pants you can find (you didn’t need to see that and I apologise)

THOR

  • THREE PLUMP OXEN
  • FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
  • AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
  • HABANERO PEPPERS
  • POPTARTS

THOR (after some advice from Steve)

  • THREE PLUMP OXEN
  • FOUR BARRELS OF MEAD
  • AS MANY PUFFER FISH AS REQUIRED (CLINT HAS INFORMED ME THAT THEY ARE A LETHAL MIDGARDIAN DELICACY!)
  • HABANERO PEPPERS
  • POPTARTS

Natasha:

  • duct tape
  • tequila
  • 1 pack tupperware boxes
  • 1 large pack plain candles
  • 3 packs AA batteries
  • rubber gloves
  • bleach
  • Cheerios

Tony:

  • what the hell is a grocery list
  • is this what poor people do
  • usually food just kind of arrives?

Steve’s Shopping List

  • Eggs
  • Bread (brown please)
  • Milk
  • Plain flour
  • Bacon
  • Steaks (?)
  • Butter
  • Potatoes
  • Popcorn!!!
  • Corned Beef
  • Do they still make Ovaltine?

Clint wants:

  • barbecue tongs
  • charcoal
  • gasoline
  • hot dogs
  • buns
  • WHY IS THERE NO MUSTARD IN THIS HOUSE GODDAMN
  • tequila (unless already on Natasha’s list)
  • Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (she always forgets)
  • limes
  • new oven mitts (THANKS BRUCE)
  • new apron (REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN BUDDY)
  • do we even own a barbecue?

a:tla + quotes

(inspired by i, ii)

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that